Programmer's Fluff

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

'Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.'

This time it will surely run.

I just found the last bug.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

I modem, but they grew back.

Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...

Logic is neither an art or a science but a dodge.

To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

Nice computers don't go down.

Programming is an art form that fights back.

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...